Category: Hash Songs

Meet The Hashers

melody: The Flintstones theme Hashers Meet the hashers They’re the biggest drunks in history From the Town of (shout out your home kennel’s town)...

Another Short One

melody: Ta Ra Ra Boom-De-Ay This is your down-down song It isn’t very long Down down down DOWN da-down Down down down DOWN da-down…...

The Gravity Test

melody: unknown When accused of hash offenses You know what your defense is: Throw your hat upward bound Jurisprudence says it’s the gravity test...

Here’s To…

melody: unknown Here’s to [the hasher(s)/virgin(s)/newly named] They’re true blue They are hashers [/He/She’s a hasher] through and through They are pisspots [/He/She’s a...

A Soldier I Will Be

melody: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (Mozart) Ass-hole, ass-hole A soldier I will be Two-piss, two-piss Two pistols on my knee For cunt, for cunt For...

Why Are We Waiting?

melody: O Come, All Ye Faithful (This should be sung at the end of every down- down song if the accused is taking too...