Category: Hash Songs

Ziggy-Zoggy

chant Ziggy-zoggy, ziggy-zoggy Hoy hoy hoy! Ziggy-zoggy, ziggy-zoggy Hoy hoy hoy! Motorcycle, motorcycle Vroom vroom vroom! Motorcycle, motorcycle Vroom vroom vroom! Drink it down...

What A Wank

melody: William Tell Overture/Lone Ranger Theme What a wank, what a wank What a wank wank wank What a wank, what a wank What...

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

melody: Mickey Mouse Club theme S-H-I… T-T-Y… T-R-A-I-L Shitty trail, shitty trail The motherfucker[s] laid a shitty trail Now’s the time for you to...

Visitors

melody: Ach Du Lieber Here’s to brother [/sister] hashers Brother [/sister] hashers, brother [/sister] hashers Here’s to brother [/sister] hashers May they chug-a-lug They’re...

Twenty Toes

melody: unknown There is a game called twenty toes It’s played all over town The women play with ten toes up The men with...

Bullshit

melody: chorus of My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean (Good for false accusations or other screw-ups) Bull-shit, bull-shit It sounds like bullshit to me,...